There was a weird smell in my office today. Mocking me. Haunting me. It was like wet raincoats and cucumbers. I looked everywhere and there was not a wet raincoat or cucumber anywhere. It was driving me crazy! So I took all the furniture out of my office, all the pictures off the wall, I even took the carpet out. Like, I tore that place UP! Needless to say I did not get one stitch of work done that morning. So I snuck out of the office and went to see a movie. When I was at the movies I realized that yesterday, I had plugged in an air freshener that my wife got me. And the flavor of the air freshener was wet raincoat and cucumber. The morning took so much out of me I had to take two weeks vacation.